-Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a £26,000 phone bill.



-Theyve won the Readers Digest Sweepstake three years running.



-When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex.



-They seem strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.



-They mumbled, Oh, puh-leeeez! 295 times during the movie The



Net.



-Their bank account receives a massive £400,000 contribution made



in half-penny increments.



-Their video dating profile lists public-key encryption among



turn-ons.



-Instead of the Welcome voice on AOL, you overhear, Good



Morning, Mr./Mrs. President.



-You hear them murmur, Lets see you use that VISA card now,