SIGNS YOUVE BEEN IN CORPORATE AMERICA TOO LONG…

You decide to re-organize your family into a team-based organization.

You refer to dating as test marketing.

You actually know what a paradigm is.

You can spell paradigm.

You write executive summaries on your love letters.

Your Valentines Day cards have bullet points.

You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a
performance review.

You believe you never have any problems in your life,
just issues and improvement opportunities.

You can explain to somebody the difference between
re-engineering, down-sizing, right-sizing, and firing
people.

You use the term value-added without laughing.