21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex

1. Cover your stump before you hump

2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

3. Dont be silly, protect your willy

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout

5. Dont be a loner, cover your boner

6. You cant go wrong when you shield your dong

7. If youre not going to sack it, go home & whack it

8. If you think shes spunky cover your money

9. If you slip between her things, be sure to condomize

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

11. She wont get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If youre going into heat, package your meat

13. When youre undressing your venus dress up your penis

14. When you take off her pants & blouse, slip up your trouser mouse

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member

16. Never, Never deck her, with an unwrapped pecker

17. Dont be a fool, vulcanize your tool

18. The right selection will protect your erection

19. Wrap it in oil before checking her oil

20. A crank with armor will never harm her

21. NO GLOVE NO LOVE!