Socrates and his wife

When Socrates sat under a tree attending to his followers problems, his wife (dont know if he really had one), raced towards him and started shouting at him and cursing him for something.

Socrates just smiled at her and continued speaking to his followers. The wife got real mad and poured a vessel full of water on Socrates.

Socrates quipped, After thunder, it rains.

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