Stand up! (adult themes)

A small town church had a congregation with many horny women who liked to sleep around. The local preacher was well aware of this and was giving them a stern lecture about their lack of morality, the evils of fornication and committing adultery.

Sin is so commonplace among you ladies Ill be willing to bet five dollars there isnt a single virgin among you. If theres even one, I challenge her to stand up and be recognized.

No sooner had he gotten the words out of his mouth when one of the worst offenders stood up. She was an unwed mother and had a baby girl in her arms.

Sister, said the preacher, I guess you didnt understand what I just said.

Oh yes I did, but you surely dont expect a six months old baby to stand up by herself!

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