Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream.

Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the stream and look for a narrower place.

Fortunately they come to a place where they can cross and proceed.

Halfway across, one woman stops and says to the other, Ive always wanted to be like the guys, and urinate in a stream.

The other woman looks around and says, well, I dont see anyone around, nows your chance!

The first woman drops her hiking shorts and squats.

As she begins to urinate, she looks down. Holly shit! she exclaims, I just pissed on a man in a canoe!

Alarmed, the second woman hurries over, and peeks at the stream. Calm down, she says. That wasnt a canoe you pissed in, it was only your reflection.