22
Nov

The Change

A woman goes to the doctors and says, Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES come out!

The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.



A week later the woman returns and says, Doctor, Doctor, its gotten worse!



Every time I go to the bathroom, QUARTERS come out!! Whats wrong with me?



Again the doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.



Another week passes and the woman returns and yells, Doctor, Doctor, Im still not getting better! Every time I go to the bathroom, HALF-DOLLARS come out! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!!



The doctor says, Relax, Relax,… youre just going through your change!

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