A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared. He was menacing and threatening and the entire congregation started to flee the church except for one old man.

When the church was empty the devil went up to the man and asked arent you afraid of me, Im evil incarnate, the most horrific being in the universe and will most likely torture you!

The man replied You dont scare me, Ive been married to your sister for 35 years.