One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.

I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two

pissa toast. She bring me only one piss.

I tella her I wanna two piss; she say, go to toilet – I say, you no

understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you betta no piss

on plate, you sonna ma b*tch! I dont even know lady, she calla me

somma ma b*tch.

Then I go to pharmacia with a cougha. The man he give me candy ana

tell me fa cough! – I dont even know man ana he tella me FA COUGH!

Later I got to eat soma lunch at Rickys Place, the waitress she

bring me spoon, a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock – She

tell me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, I

wanna fock on table. She say you betta not fock on table you sonna

ma b*tch – I not even know lady ana she call me sonna ma b*tch.

So, I go back to my hotel room, an theres no sheet on my bed. I

calla the manager and tella him I wanna sheet, he tell me go to

toilet. So, I say, you no understand, I wanna sheet on bed. He say

you betta not sheet on bed you sonna ma b*tch. I dont even know man

ana he call me sonna ma b*tch!

I go to check out of hotel and man at desk say peace to you. I say

peace on you too!, you sonna ma b*tch! – I GO BACK TO ITALY!!!