Beauty is only a light switch away.

– Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.

Ive decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.

– Houghton Library, Harvard University.Cambridge,Massachusetts.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

– the Irish Times. Washington, D.C.

Dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die.

– mens restroom, Murphys, Champaign, IL

A Womans Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, youre going to have trouble with it.

– womenss restroom, Dicks Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.

– mens Room, Lindas Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

– Bentleys House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

Its hard to make a comeback when you havent been anywhere.

– written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!

– womens restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.

God is dead. -Nietzsche

Nietzsche is dead. -God

– the Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

– Revolution Books. New York, New York.

JESUS SAVES! But wouldnt it be better if he had invested?

– mens restroom, American University. Washington, D.C.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Congress!

– mens restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.