Little Jimmys father always used to tell him bedtime stories. Being the quick-witted fellow that he was, he always embelished on them adding little jokes here and there.
One day in Little Jimmys kindergarten class, his teacher was telling them the strory of the three little pigs. Jimmy knew this story because his father always told him this before he went to bed. They were at the part when the first pig needed to build his house.
Then, the teacher said, the first little pig needed straw to build his house. Along the road he saw a farmer carrying a bail of straw. So the little pig walked up to the farmer and asked him if he could borrow his straw to build a house. Then class, do you know what the farmer said?
Little Jimmy immedeatly raised his hand, knowing the answer.
Yes Jimmy, replied the teacher.
WOW!! A TALKING PIG!!!
18
Jul
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Milk Truck
- Neighbors
- Speeding (an inspirational story)
- SEEK AND SAVE
- Why do Tuna swim in schools?
- License Plate
- Dress for Success
- Top ten things you dont want to hear from a gas station attendant
- Roberts Rules of Computer Order
- Snob test
- Youe mammas so fat
- The facelift
- Marraige Day Blues
- LETS GO GIRLS !
- Joke from SNL