Time is

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

According to my calculations the problem doesnt exist.

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

How Can I Miss You if You Wont Go Away?

Seen on a womans car: Men call us birds, we pick up worms

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

I like you, but I wouldnt want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.

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