All generalizations

All generalizations are false.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

Seen on an old, beat-up car: This is not an abandoned vehicle.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death

Cover me. Im changing lanes.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep

Work is for people who dont know how to fish

Montana — At least our cows are sane!

I didnt fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

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