14
Sep

A cubicle

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply

Im just driving this way to get you mad.

Keep honking, Im reloading.

Hang up and drive.

Guns dont kill people, postal workers do.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

I said no to drugs, but they just wouldnt listen.

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