Top 10 reasons why email is like a penis

  • Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  • Those who have it think that those who dont are somehow inferior.
  • Those who dont have it may agree that its neat but think its not worth the fuss that those who have it make over it.
  • Many of those without it would like to have it. (E-mail envy)
  • Its more fun when its up but this makes it hard to get any realwork done.
  • If you dont take proper precautions it can spread viruses.
  • If you use it too much, youll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
  • We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
  • If youre not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.
  • If you play with it too much youll go blind.
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