12
Dec
At the parade, the Colonel noticed something unusual going on and asked the Major: “Major Barry, what the devils wrong with Sergeant Jones’ platoon? They seem to be all twitching and jumping about.â€
“Well sir,†says Major Barry after a moment of observation. “There seems to be a weasel chomping on his privates.â€
(In recognition of columnist Dave Barrys Weasel Chomping idea.)