Weasel chomping

At the parade, the Colonel noticed something unusual going on and asked the Major: “Major Barry, what the devils wrong with Sergeant Jones’ platoon? They seem to be all twitching and jumping about.”
“Well sir,” says Major Barry after a moment of observation. “There seems to be a weasel chomping on his privates.”

(In recognition of columnist Dave Barrys Weasel Chomping idea.)

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