Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dogs name was Mypenis?

– Mypenis ate my homework.

– Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!

– Sorry Im late. I was playing with Mypenis.

– Im sorry, Officer. I didnt realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.

– Mypenis doesnt come when I call it.

– Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.

– I love giving Mypenis a bath.

– At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.

– Mypenis likes it when people pet him.

– Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.

– Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.

– Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?

– Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.

– I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.

– I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.

– Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.

– I think Mypenis is getting old because he wont get excited anymore. He just plays dead.

– Mypenis got out last night. I think hes sleeping with the lady next door.

– If Mypenis was a weiner dog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.

– Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.

– Help! I cant find Mypenis!

– Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking forMypenis.

– Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

– Sorry to be driving so fast, officer – I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.

– Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!

– Watch it or youll step on Mypenis.

– When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.

– Stop kicking Mypenis.

– When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.

– Mypenis is truly mans best friend.

– Beware of Mypenis. Hes carrying a disease.

– People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention.

– Mypenis: the crotch-sniffer.

– Theres nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis.

– Ive trained Mypenis to jump through hoops.

– Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.

– Excuse me – I need a muzzle for Mypenis.

– Sorry Im late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night…