Old and New Jokes

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The

> brain



> > said, I should be Boss because I control the whole bodys responses and



> > functions.



> > > >>The feet said, We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and



get



> > him where he wants to go. The hands said, We should be the Boss



because



> we



> > do all the work and earn all the money.



> > > >>And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes



until



> > finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the



> > asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself



up



> > and refused to work.



> > > >>Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the



> > feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.



> > > >>Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so



> the



> > motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss



> just



> > sat and passed out the shit.



> > > >>Management Lesson?



> > > >>You dont need brains to be a Boss – any asshole will do.