Yentl, a good woman, knew her son was having an affair with a ditzy shikse who was his roommate, but her son, Morris, refused to confess. She devised a plan. A week later, she got a letter from Morris:

Dear Mama,


I am not sleeping with that WASP and I know you stole the ladle. Where is it?


Love,


Morris

She wrote back:

Dear Morris,


If that shikse was sleeping where she was supposed to, she would have found it already.


Love,


Your Mama