You might be addicted to irc if…. …you want to meet a girl and your first impulse is to turn on your computer….you once devoted a weekend to working on your popups. …you sometimes go to #egypt just to get away from it all. …youre a heterosexual male, but one time you used a feminine nick just to mess with the horny net geeks. …youve ever gotten onto an airplane just to meet some folks face to face. …you make it a point to change your ping reply and quit message daily. …you have over 2 megs of .wav files on your mirc directory. …you have to get a second phone line just so you can call Dominos. …you join #hispanola just to work on my Spanish. …you join busy channels just to talk to yourself because the scrolling makes you feel better about it somehow. …youve ever typed drinking on irc is better than drinking alone. …you go into labor and you stop to type a special away message. …you have a vanity car tag with your nick on it….you have met over 100 ircers …you dont know your boyfriend/girlfriends first name…you tell your real friends you have plans already on Saturday night, when you dont…the Jehovas Witnesses knock on the door, and all you can think of doing is flood them with PINGs. …you raise your hand in class, and say BRB …you have more than 3 private message windows going simultaneously …when someone says what did you say? you reply scroll up! …you know more about your irc friends daily routines than you do your own spouses!