A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew the rug – and the woman – over the railing. God, that was stupid, she thought as she fell. What a way to die.

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, Do you suck?

No! she shrieked, aghast. So he dropped her.

As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. Do you fuck? he asked.

Of course not! she exclaimed before she could stop herself.

He dropped her too.

The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance.

As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. I suck!, I fuck! she screamed in panic.

Slut, he said… and dropped her.