13
Jun

Mounting in the Out back…

An English taxidermist, is sweating his way through the Australian outback when he comes across a bar. He staggers in between the beer swilling locals and, in his well educated voice, asks the bartender, May I have a gin and tonic, please, my good man.

One of the locals says to his mates, Geez, cobbers, what kind of a fucking mans drink is that?

Then, turning to the Englishman, Hey! You! Yes you, you fucking Pom! Gin and fucking tonic are you some fucking kind of a poofter or something?

Ac…actually, the englishman, terrified, replies, Im a taxidermist.

Oh yeah? And whats a taxidermist, then?

I mount d..d..dead animals.

Its alright, cobbers, says the local, turning to his mates, hes one of us!

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