A priest is walking along a pier in Rome when he sees a fisherman ready to go out fishing.

He starts a conversation and the fisherman asks if he would like to go fishing with him. The priest says he knows nothing about fishing. The fisherman says hell explain everything the priest needs to know.



As soon as they get out into deep water, the priest reels in this huge fish. The fisherman looks at the fish and says Father, thats one big son-of-a-bitch



The priest looks at the man and says My son, please refrain from using that kind of language.



The fisherman thinks quick and says No father, thats what they call this type of fish, a son-of-a-bitch



The priest, knowing nothing about fishing says What an interesting name



When they get back to land, the priest is excited about the fish he caught. He runs to the parish and sees the Bishop in the Chapel.



Hey Bishop, look at the size of this son-of-a-bitch I just caught



The Bishop jumps back and says Father, how dare you use that kind of language in church



The priest says No,Bishop, thats the name of this type of fish. Its called a son-of-a-bitch



The Bishop says Really, well how about if I clean the son-of-a-bitch and then Ill take it to Mother Superior so she can cook the son-of-a-bitch



The Bishop cleans the fish and brings it to the Mother Superior.



Mother Superior, I just cleaned this son-of-a-bitch, would you mind cooking it for supper



The Mother Superior gasps Bishop, you of all people should know better than to use that kind of language



The bishop says No sister, thats what you call this type of fish. Its called a son-of-a-bitch



Oh says the Mother Superior, Of course Ill cook the son-of-a-bitch



That night at supper, the Pope comes over for dinner and comments on how delicious the fish was and wonders where they got it.



The priest says I caught the son-of-a-bitch



The bishop says I cleaned the son-of-a-bitch



The Mother Superior says I cooked the son-of-a-bitch



The pope looks at all three for a long time, puts his feet on the table and his hands behind his head and says You know, you fuckers are OK