The Last 10 Things Any Man and Woman Would Ever Say

The last 10 things any man would ever say

I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
While Im up, can I get you a beer?
I think hairy butts are really sexy.
Her tits are just too big.
Sometimes I just want to be held.
That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
Sure Id love to wear a condom.
We havent been to the mall for ages, lets go shopping and I can
hold your purse.
Fuck Monday Night Football, lets watch Murphy Brown.
I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.

The last 10 things any woman would ever say

Could our relationship be more physical? Im tired of just being
Go ahead and leave the seat up, its easier for me to douche that
I think hairy butts are really sexy.
Hey, get a whiff of that one.
Please dont throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpit
are just too cute.
This diamond is way too big.
I wont even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
Wow, it really is 14 inches!
Does this make my butt look too small?
Im wrong, you must be right again.

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