Old and New Jokes

The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:Collie + Lhasa Apso–Collapso,a dog that folds up easy for transportingSpitz + Chow Chow–Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alotPointer + Setter–Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas petGreat Pyrenees + Dachshund–Pyradachs, a puzzling breedPekingnese + Lhasa Apso–Peekasso, an abstract dogIrish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel–Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistleLabrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever–Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientistsNewfoundland + Basset Hound–Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisorsTerrier + Bulldog–Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakesBloodhound + Labrador–Blabador, a dog that barks incessantlyMalamute + Pointer–Moot Point, owned by…..oh, well, it doesnt matter anywayCollie + Malamute–Commute, a dog that travels to workDeerhound + Terrier–Derriere, a dog thats true to the end