08
Feb
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Include your Children when Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Additional Jokes From "In the news"
- Local High School Dropouts Cut
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Chef
- Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect
- British Left Waffles on Falkland
- Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe
- Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal
- Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After
- Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are
- March Planned For Next AugustBlind
- Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are
- Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to
- Steals Clock, Faces Time Prosecutor
- These are actual newspaper headlines
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- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting