I was watching a documentary on Aleut life yesterday.

The father of the family was telling his clan that the Aleuts were generally very slow to accept modern technology. In fact they suspected it a great deal.

One pregnant woman complained to the doctor that a stuck phonograph record had affected her unborn child.

Nonsense, said the doctor, I dont see how it could bother … could bother … could bother … could bother … could bother … could bother.