Old and New Jokes

A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun.
Open the fucking safe! he yells at the woman behind the
counter.
But were not a real bank, she replies, we dont have
any money, this is a sperm bank.
Dont fucking argue, open the fucking safe or Ill blow
your head off! says the guy with the gun. She obliges and
once shes opened the safe door the guy says, Take out one
of the bottles and drink it.
But its full of sperm! she replies nervously.
Dont argue, just drink it he says. She pries the cap
off and gulps it down.
Take out another one and drink it, too! he demands.
She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the
guy pulls off the mask and to the womans amazement its
her husband!
There! he says, its not that fucking difficult is
it?!