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Jun

I wouldnt

I wouldnt be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

I wont rise to the occasion, but Ill slide over to it.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I dont suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Where theres a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

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