All I want for Christmas

All I want for Christmas is:

14K Gold Lexus
TV show Cops to do a bust on the neighbors
Coupon for a 30-minute lobotomy
Godfather, Part 8 coming to a theater near you
Mount Vernon
2-liter bottle of Ginger Ale
Five tickets to last years Superbowl game
Janet Renos autograph
My family to leave the country

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