A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window.

He immediately told her to undress.

After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh.

He asked her, Do you know what Im doing?

Yes, she replied, youre checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.

That is right, said the doctor.

He then began to fondle her breasts.

Do you know what Im doing now? he asked.

Yes, the woman said, youre checking for any lumps or breast cancer.

Correct, replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounts his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.

He asked, Do you know what Im doing now?

Yes, she said. Youre getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place!