Old and New Jokes

The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody.
He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra
or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were
both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided
he would fire the first one who used the water cooler
the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over
after partying all night. She went to the cooler
to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said: Debra,
Ive never done this before, but I have to lay you
or Jack off. Could you jack off? she says. I
feel like shit.