Old and New Jokes

one day george bush is walking in the mountains and


he sees an old man that looks like moses.so bush calls out hey there are you moses?.moses doesnt answer.so bush calls out again and again moses does


not answer.so bush sends his bodyguard over to ask moses the same question.so the guard saysum excuse


me but my boss would like to know,are you moses?


and moses sayslisten im not talking to him cos the last time i spoke to a bush i was wandering in the desert for 40 years