Kids selling lemonade (original)

My fiancee and I made this up today:

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the
street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures hell spend about
3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and
then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response:

Go stand on the corner for two hours and come back, Ill give
you two dollars. Everybody wins.

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