The teacher says, Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Todays word is beautiful. Little Sally, would you please come up here and use beautiful in a sentence?
Little Sally walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said – Teacher, my mom is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Teacher says, Very good, Little Sally, you may sit. Little Frankie, your turn.
Little Frankie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said – Teacher, the sunrise this morning was the most beautiful sunrise I have ever seen. Teacher says, Very good, Little Frankie, you may sit. Little Johnny, its your turn.
Little Johnnie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said – Teacher, last night my big sister told my dad that she was pregnant and he said…
Beautiful, just fuckin BEATUIFUL!
16
Jun
Additional Jokes From "Foul Language"
- The Statues
- A Christmas Poem
- High school students demand wars in easier-to-find countries
- Are blind pilots flying?
- Rooster Difference
- Things You Cant Say at Work
- Bad Month for Car Saleman
- Say Again?
- Troublesome honeymoon
- Drinkers Alphabet
- And the moral is…
- 3 Great Lessons
- Wheres ya bin? (down under)
- Getting the car keys from a kinky dad (sick)
- Job Hunting