One fine morning the milkman arrives at the house of family Jones. Mrs. Jones
opens the door, and asks him to come inside. She invites him in the
kitchen, where a huge and very good breakfast is prepared for him. He sits
down and very much enjoys all the excellent food. When he is finished
she asks him to come upstairs, and the milkman certainly has a good time!

When they dress and go down, she gives him a 5 dollar bill. Now the
milkman is really surprised, and asks where the 5 dollars are for. She
replies: Well, yesterday I told my husband that is was your birthday
today, and he said: So what, fuck the milkman, give him 5 bucks.
But the breakfast was entirely my idea!