On the first day of school, a 3rd grade teacher told her class: Now that you are grown up, I dont want to hear anymore baby talk. Id like each of you to tell us what you did during the summer vacation. Well start with Billy.
Billy: I went on a long trip with my family in the putt-putt.
Teacher: No, Billy, its not a putt-putt. Its a car. No more baby talk. Sally, youre next.
Sally: We went on a trip on a choo-choo to see Grandma.
Teacher: Sally, its not a choo-choo. Its a train. Please no more baby words. Mikey, what did you do?
Mikey: I didnt go anywhere. I stayed home and read my favorite book.
Teacher: And whats the name of the book.
Mikey looked embarrassed and shook his head.
Teacher: Come on, Mikey. Youre a big boy now. Tell us the name of the book and dont use any baby talk.
Mikey looked up, blushed, and said: O.K. ….. Winne-the-Shit!
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Jul
Additional Jokes From "Foul Language"
- A Christmas Poem
- High school students demand wars in easier-to-find countries
- Are blind pilots flying?
- Rooster Difference
- Things You Cant Say at Work
- Bad Month for Car Saleman
- Say Again?
- Troublesome honeymoon
- Drinkers Alphabet
- And the moral is…
- 3 Great Lessons
- Wheres ya bin? (down under)
- Getting the car keys from a kinky dad (sick)
- Job Hunting
- True Confessions (risque)