A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. Doctor, the hormones youve been giving me have really helped, but Im afraid that youre giving me too much. Ive started growing hair in places that Ive never grown hair before. The doctor reassured her, A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared? On my testicles, which is something else I want to talk to you about…, replied the lady.
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12
Jun
One of the options on your truck is a spitoon.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
12
Jun
Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporters finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.
12
Jun
Según los médicos es una enfermedad, porque uno siempre termina en la cama.
Según los abogados es una injusticia, porque siempre hay uno arriba y otro abajo.
Según los ingenieros es la máquina más perfecta, porque es la única que trabaja cuando se para.
Según los arquitectos es un error, porque la zona de entretenimiento está al lado del desagüe.
Según los polÃticos es la democracia perfecta, porque goza tanto el que está arriba como el que está abajo.
Según los economistas es una mala inversión, porque es más lo que entra que lo que sale.
Según los matemáticos es la ecuación matemática perfecta, porque la mujer eleva el miembro a su máxima potencia, lo encierra entre paréntesis, le extrae el factor común y lo reduce luego a su mÃnima expresión.
12
Jun
Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Ill let you know tomorrow.
12
Jun
Tulips on your organ.
12
Jun
Nurse: No change yet.
12
Jun
A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didnt back off he asked her name.
Carmen, she replied.
Thats a nice name, he said warming up the conversation,
Who named you, your mother?
No, I named myself, she answered.
Oh, thats interesting. Why Carmen?
Because I like cars, and I like men, she said looking directly into his eyes. So whats your name? she asked.
Beersex.
12
Jun
for the halibut.(hell of it)
12
Jun
You might be a redneck if…
You have a house thats mobile and five cars that arent.