If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer prize-winning photograph, what shutter speed would you use?
07
Sep
07
Sep
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Please let us know!
07
Sep
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.
Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income.
He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying,
Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy : Either way, you get your dog back!
07
Sep
What does walking a tightrope across the Grand Canyon and having an 80 year old woman give you a blow job have in common?
You just have to remember one thing…
Dont look down!!
07
Sep
Una pareja fue entrevistada en un programa de televisión porque estaban casados desde hacÃa 50 años y jamás se habÃan peleado.
El periodista, lleno de curiosidad, pregunta a la mujer:
¿Pero ustedes, nunca han discutido?
No, responde la mujer.
¿Y cómo es eso?
Bien, cuando nos casamos mi marido tenÃa una yegua que apreciaba muchÃsimo. Era la criatura que él más querÃa en la vida. El dÃa de nuestra boda fuimos de luna de miel en nuestro carro tirado por la yegua. Anduvimos algunos metros y la yegua tropezó. Mi marido le dijo con voz firme a la yegua:
Uno.
Pero unos metros más adelante la yegua tropezó de nuevo. Mi marido miró a
la yegua y dijo:
Dos.
La tercera vez que se tropezó, sacó su pistola y le pegó cinco tiros a la criaturita. Yo, totalmente sorprendida le recriminé:
¿Pero por qué has hecho semejante cosa, hombre?
Mi marido me miró y dijo:
Uno.
07
Sep
Llega el paciente al consultorio e impaciente, se dirige al médico:
¡Doctor, doctor!
¿Qué le pasa, por qué tanta desesperación?
Es que sufro de eyaculación precoz.
¡Por la concha de la lora!
¡Aaaaahhh! ¡Mmmm!
07
Sep
A blonde went over to her neigbors to ask for some orange jucie, so he gave her a frozen can. she walk back over to her house and while she was walking she was reading the can when she got home her friend founde her on the side walk and yelled, hey how r u? her repile was SSSHHHHH! it says concentrate
07
Sep
Why dont Mexicans teach drivers Ed. and Sex Education on the same day?
Because they dont want to wear out the donkey.
07
Sep
Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
07
Sep
The recent purchase of Volvo by Ford has prompted Ford to change its name to reflect its new Scandinavian. The new name will be Fjord.