Why were there only 300 mexicans at the party?
Because they only had two cars.
07
Jun
07
Jun
Unexpectedly, the first to score in the Super Bowl was Bill Clinton.
07
Jun
Jog for Jesus
07
Jun
Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real
world.
07
Jun
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.
All set back here, Captain, came the reply, except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards.
07
Jun
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summers day?
A: Im bacon!
06
Jun
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
A: To tax the chicken.
06
Jun
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping.
06
Jun
If your parents didnt have children,
chances are you wont either.
06
Jun
Q: What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma? A: Carry-Oakies