In a survey of American women, when asked, Would you sleep with President
Clinton? 86% replied, Not again.
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Dec
How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Tell her the joke on Monday!
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Dec
Our Pastor likes to use humorous stories to underline points in his sermon. This one was so good that most of us missed the rest of the sermon because we were writing it down.
Its a couple of days before a big wedding. The Bride comes up with some bad news for her mother: shes found out that the young Step-Mother of the Groom has bought the exact same dress to wear to the Wedding that she (the mother of the Bride) is planning to wear.
The Brides Mother tells her not to worry because she will just go and buy another dress to wear to the ceremony.
But mother, asks the Bride, What will you do with the dress that youve already bought?
Well, says mom, Ill just wear it to the rehearsal dinner.
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Dec
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
Why call it take a dump, when you leave something behind?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why is there an expiry date on my sour cream container?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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Dec
Leaving the wedding reception the honeymoon couple hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasnt too sure how to get there and said he would ask directions when they got closer.
Meanwhile, the lovers couldnt wait and got down to it on the back seat. Seeing a fork in the road the driver said, I take the next turn, right?
No way, get your own, said the groom, this ones all mine.
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Dec
After no luck 2 hunter from the Bronx decided to get back to their car and go back to Ney York. Suddenly as they were walking 1 of the men callopsed, the other rushed checked his pulse, he was dead, the man pulled out his cell phone and dialed 911 the operator said okay the first thing to do is make sure hes dead. the man pulled out his rifle walked over and shot his friend in the head picked the cell phone and okay,now what?.
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Dec
Q:WHY DID THE ELEPHANT SAID
TO THE DUCKGOOD THING YOU HAVE FLAT FEET THAT GO WITH MY FLAT FEET
A:SO THE ELEPHANT CAN STEP ON THE DUCKS FLAT FEET.
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Dec
A fairy tale starts with Once upon a time.
A sea story starts with This is a no-sh*tter.
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Dec
Why did santa claus go to jail?
he got caught laying barbie under the
christmas tree!
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Dec
At the time of writing, Microsofts slogan for Windows 95 was Where do you want to go today? These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.
11. My lastest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.