Va un un tontilandés a un cabaret y le dice al dueño:
Hola señor, quiero conseguirme una de esas chicas que haces cositas… ¿cuanto me costara?
No sé, señor, depende del tiempo…
Bueno, bueno, supongamos que llueve…
08
Sep
08
Sep
A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
Ill be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want… and I dont expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table, unless I tell you otherwise. Ill go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and dont you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?
His new bride said, No, thats fine with me. Just understand that therell be sex here at seven oclock every night – whether youre here or not.
08
Sep
An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck are construction workers for a tall
building. On their lunch break they sit at the top together. The
Mexican opens his lunchbox and says:
If I get one more burrito in my lunch, thats it, Im going to jump!
The Irishman says:
If I get potatoes one more time, thats it, Im gonna jump!
The Redneck says:
If I get a bolonga sandwhich one more time, thats it, Im gonna jump!
The next day, they all get the same thing and they jump. At the funeral,
the Mexicans wife is crying, and she says,
If I only knew, I would have made him something different.
The Irishmans wife says,
I cant beleive it, I wish I made him something different!
The Rednecks wife says,
Dont look at me, he makes his own lunch.
08
Sep
Knock knock
Whos there?
Katmandu
Katmandu who?
Katmandu what Catwoman wants!
08
Sep
What does a nymphomaniac say after shes had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?
08
Sep
I read in a Reuters newswire from May 10 that police in Biddeford, Main had arrested a couple of men for driving by and strafing a pedestrian with doughnut holes!
Chris Roy, 19, and Christopher Cote, 20 said they normally just attack street signs and werent sure why this time they went for a pedestrian.
It seems they like to buy (doughnuts) just so they can throw them, said police Sergeant J.P. Morin.
He wasnt sure if they were fresh or stale, but said I suppose a piece of dough thrown from a car would be pretty hard.
08
Sep
Cadillacs seat six.
08
Sep
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.
07
Sep
A young woman was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
07
Sep
In answer to the question Whats wrong?
The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.
The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.
The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: Its just that youre an idiot.
The wife says: I dont want to talk about it.
The wife means: Im still building up steam.