Your dogs shots are up to date but your childrens arent.
You use the water in your toilet to bob for apples.
Your whole family sleeps in the same bed.
31
Dec
31
Dec
Coons get into everyone elses trash but yours.
When you say, Lets hit the hay, you actually MEAN it.
You can feed a family of five on ONE McDonalds Extra Value Meal.
31
Dec
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
31
Dec
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk – white & chunky!
31
Dec
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
31
Dec
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonalds and put a milkshake on layaway.
31
Dec
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
31
Dec
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
31
Dec
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks shed have her own projects.
31
Dec
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out