Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?
A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
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Q: Whats a word for Clintons 92 campaign
A: A snow job.
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Q: Do you know why Clinton gave the Federal employees the day off on Wednesday?
A: It was Secretaries Day and he was too cheap to buy his a present!
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Bills brother who who owns a band, Politics, will be playing at the inauguration if Bill Clinton gets elected. Bills brother will bring down the house just like Bill Clinton will bring down the country. — MTV News
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Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
A: A mandate to govern.
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Thank you, Bill Clinton, for costing me my job. I will repay you in 1996.
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Q: Whats the difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp?
A: Ones a scum sucking bottom feeder and the others a fish.
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Before his infamous haircut on the tarmac, Clinton asked his stylist Christophe, How long will this take, how much will it cost, and how good will this look?
Christophe replied just ten minutes, cost $20, and look marvelous. An hour and fifteen minutes later, Clinton looked into the mirror in horror and Christophe handed him a bill for $200.
Clinton gasped, You took too long, it doesnt look that great, and it is costing me ten times more than you said!
Christophe replied, That makes us even.
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Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelseas new private school?
A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
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Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?
A: Hes got his jogging suit on.