Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.
Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, I dont think much of this budgie jumping.
The other moron replies, Yeah, Im not too keen on this paragliding either.
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Welk!
Welk who?
Welk-ome home!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Nan!
Nan who?
Nanswer me or Ill go away!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Desi!
Desi who?
Designated hitter!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Koch!
Koch who?
Koch in the act!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream, Ill lick his!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Veal chop!
Veal chop who?
Veal chop for some new clothes!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Barbara!
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool…!