Pelvis: A cousin of Elvis
Post-operative: A letter carrier
Recovery room: A place used for upholstery work.
Rectum: It almost killed him
Rheumatic: Amorous
Secretion: Hiding something
Seizure: A Roman emperor
Serology: Study of English Knighthood
Tablet: A small table
Terminal illness: Getting sick at the airport
Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?
A: They all make a living by lying to people.
Q: Did you hear that Tyson Foods has genetically engineered a new breed of chicken and named it in honor of Bill Clinton?
A: Its a brainless, spineless, tar-and-feathers yellow chicken.
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?
A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the presidents spouse, Bill Clinton.
Q: Why cant Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics?
A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.
Q: Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?
A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.
Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else.
Did you hear it took three secret service agents to hold Hillarys hand down during the swearing-in ceremony?
Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?
A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.