Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.
Note: Topical to French farmers setting fire to imported British sheep.)
Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
A: Three, one to do it and two to argue about whether that was the way Bill Monroe would have done it.
Q: How many LA cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six-one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.
Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say Good on yer, mate!
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two–one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets.
Q: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Actually none, if you are willing to close your eyes to the (validity of the) output.
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. But she gets promoted three times before she finally finishes screwing it up.
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: Five – one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact.
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six-Scotty to get on the intercom when the light goes out and say I canna do it, Capn! These bulbs are stoon dead, Spock to tell Kirk he is proceeding illogically, McCoy to say Theyre BURNED-OUT, Jim! and Dammit Jim-Im a doctor not an electrician!!, Kirk to screw it in, and two red-shirt security men to die in the process.