Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
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Q: Why cant Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics?
A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.
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Q: Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?
A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.
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Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else.
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Did you hear it took three secret service agents to hold Hillarys hand down during the swearing-in ceremony?
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Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?
A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.
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Q: How is Bill Clinton like an unemployed school teacher?
A: No class and no principals.
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My other car was cancelled by the Clinton Tax Bill.
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: He doesnt! He whines a while, says I feel your pain, and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
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You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.