Acute: Opposite of an ugly
Artery: The study of paintings
Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria
Barium: What doctors do to dead patients
Benign: What you are after youre eight.
Bowel: Letter like A,E,I,O, or U
Cat scan: Searching for a kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
Cesarean Section: Neighborhood in Rome
Colic: A sheep dog
Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.
If Clinton wanted legislation to burn down the Capitol building, Republicans in the Senate would introduce a compromise bill to burn it down over three years.
Bill: Have you heard my last speech?
Hillary: No, I didnt know it was the last one!
Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?
A: There is writing on the White-out.
Q: What is the difference between liberalism and socialism?
A: Socialism is dead.
Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?
A: A noose.
Pelvis: A cousin of Elvis
Post-operative: A letter carrier
Recovery room: A place used for upholstery work.
Rectum: It almost killed him
Rheumatic: Amorous
Secretion: Hiding something
Seizure: A Roman emperor
Serology: Study of English Knighthood
Tablet: A small table
Terminal illness: Getting sick at the airport
Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?
A: They all make a living by lying to people.
Q: Did you hear that Tyson Foods has genetically engineered a new breed of chicken and named it in honor of Bill Clinton?
A: Its a brainless, spineless, tar-and-feathers yellow chicken.