Your momma is a carpenters dream . . .
Easy to screw in.
31
Dec
31
Dec
Your momma is so dumb . . .
She tried to put Skittles in alphabetical order.
31
Dec
Your momma is so fat . . .
She uses a boomerang to put her belt on.
31
Dec
Your momma is so ugly . . .
When they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours . . . for a quote!
31
Dec
yo mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose!
31
Dec
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya come back to complain she says – For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?
31
Dec
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
31
Dec
Your mammas so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!
31
Dec
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows,
your mamma is so ugly, the doctors still smacking her ass.
your mamma is so funky, she used secret and it told on her.
your mammas drawls is so funky, roaches checkin in but not out.
your mamma is so fat, cant wear daisy dukes, wears boss hoggs.
your mamma is so fat, police use her as a road block.
your mamma is so fat, needs a six-piece bikini.
your mamma is so old, she reads the bible and reminises.
your mammas cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back.
your mamma is so short, her feet swings on the toilet.
31
Dec
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and shell rack your balls.